i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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