see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
no you cant smoke seaweed
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize