I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
