i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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