i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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