wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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