physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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