I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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