This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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