I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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