Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
my poor anus
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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