how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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