The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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