you guys were way drunker than both of me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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