He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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