We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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