we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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