whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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