North Korea, Best Korea!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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