Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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