I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The adults are the big ones right?
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