The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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