please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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