I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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