Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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