On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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