I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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