i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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