Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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