he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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