...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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