it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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