that's an acceptable place to lick
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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