"it" just moved
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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