The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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