i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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