plz talk dirty to me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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