these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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