Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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