Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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