i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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