Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize