he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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