Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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