My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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