you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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