Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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