i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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