Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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