I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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