He is an equal opportunity slut.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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