:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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