Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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